Kids
Yesterday some kid punched me. He was this little Indian kid and was about five. I was playing an XBox demo and he came up and wanted to play. He looked up at me and punched me in the leg. Not hard, but I immediately heard the inner black woman go "Oh no you didn't." The mother didn't do much other than say his name in a fake stern voice. I wanted to pick him up by his head and shake it till his body went limp. There needs to be more of that I think. Children need dangers and predators to keep them nice and quite when in public. If we still lived in the jungles, that little curry turd who won't stop crying while you eat would only be a problem for a few moments before being snatched away by a giant tiger or bear.
Today however, I had a great experience with a kid. I was in the same mall and was going to go down the escalator but there was this little kid, about 4, who was timid and an old man who was doing his best to get him on to the thing. "Come on," he said as he stepped on to the escalator. The kid just stood there watching. I guess he thought it was funny to watch this old man run up in the wrong direction only to fall just before reaching the top and ride it back down on his ass.
You know what, it was funny.
But the good guy in me kicked in and I said, "Just go ahead, I'll help him on." So while the old man rode his way down to the bottom floor, I helped the little boy onto the escalator, rode down with him, and helped him off. The old man thanked me and I think the boy was happy as well. As I walked off, I thought, "Man, that was nice of me. I mean, that poor old man would have been in big trouble had I not come along and assisted in his abduction and molestation of that little boy." True, I don't know for sure that the boy was molested, but what else do you do with a child?
Today however, I had a great experience with a kid. I was in the same mall and was going to go down the escalator but there was this little kid, about 4, who was timid and an old man who was doing his best to get him on to the thing. "Come on," he said as he stepped on to the escalator. The kid just stood there watching. I guess he thought it was funny to watch this old man run up in the wrong direction only to fall just before reaching the top and ride it back down on his ass.
You know what, it was funny.
But the good guy in me kicked in and I said, "Just go ahead, I'll help him on." So while the old man rode his way down to the bottom floor, I helped the little boy onto the escalator, rode down with him, and helped him off. The old man thanked me and I think the boy was happy as well. As I walked off, I thought, "Man, that was nice of me. I mean, that poor old man would have been in big trouble had I not come along and assisted in his abduction and molestation of that little boy." True, I don't know for sure that the boy was molested, but what else do you do with a child?