Grocery Shopping

I don't think I can go to my local Lowes Foods anymore because there's this hot chick who works the register that has these eyes that just turn me stupid. I stand there staring at her as she rings my stuff up just trying not to drool. Then she's says, "That'll be $7.50" and dig into my pocket and hand her a wadded up twenty and couldn't look more retarded if I had cerebral palsy and parkinsons.

I don't need that in my life.