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iNotSick

Steve Jobs has hormone imbalance, will remain CEO

So, all that concern about the rapid weight loss and health of Apple CEO Steve Jobs was a little bit misdirected.  You see, Steve Jobs isn't necessarily sick sick, he just has a hormone imbalance that's causing him to drop weight.  Hormone Imbalance?  This is perfect fodder for Microsoft.  Too much Apple can turn you into a menopausal woman.

"Geez Gary, what're you on your period?"

"No, I just got an iPod Shuffle."

As an Apple product user, I'm a little bit concerned.  

Green sucks.

Enough with GREEN! If you want to be environmentally friendly that's fine. Just stop calling it "Green". I used to think it was a nice color but then the environmentalists took it. I might have been okay if they claimed forest green or teal green, but no, they took green itself.

Why does some marketing firm get to decide what we call these things? Shouldn't we be allowed to vote? I'd have gone with Earthy or Gore Friendly.

Yes, the Earth is green, but it's also blue. Could you be the Blue Movement?

So now everything is green green green green green. Man, that word starts to sound stupid after a while.