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Steve Jobs has hormone imbalance, will remain CEO
So, all that concern about the rapid weight loss and health of Apple CEO Steve Jobs was a little bit misdirected. You see, Steve Jobs isn't necessarily sick sick, he just has a hormone imbalance that's causing him to drop weight. Hormone Imbalance? This is perfect fodder for Microsoft. Too much Apple can turn you into a menopausal woman.
So, all that concern about the rapid weight loss and health of Apple CEO Steve Jobs was a little bit misdirected. You see, Steve Jobs isn't necessarily sick sick, he just has a hormone imbalance that's causing him to drop weight. Hormone Imbalance? This is perfect fodder for Microsoft. Too much Apple can turn you into a menopausal woman.
"Geez Gary, what're you on your period?"
"No, I just got an iPod Shuffle."
As an Apple product user, I'm a little bit concerned.
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