What do you want? A Happy Birthday?

I don't make a big deal out of birthdays anymore. My own or other people who are close to my age. It's nothing against you. I just think celebrating birthdays being made into a huge deal belongs to children.

If you're over the age of 21, Why are you keeping count? The answer to "are you old enough to..." is yes.

But, you have to be 25 to rent a car. You know what, I'll give you up to 25. After that, stop counting. You really have nothing to look forward too. If you're younger than 62, you don't even need to count down to social security.

I know you think it's your special day, but let's look at the math. There's over 300 million people in the United States. That means, every day over 821,918 people are celebrating their very own special day. And that's only in this country. World wide it's closer to 18,088,285 a day. Sure, most of those people aren't having cake and many probably wish they hadn't been born, but still, it is their birthday.

So, if say your birthday were yesterday, and you noticed you didn't get some "Happy Birthday" comment from me that of a slice of cake that sparkled, just know that it's not that you're not a special person. I just don't do that.