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Well, I'll be damned. Obama is going to have to deal with pirates. Bush got terrorists which was like a Rambo movie, but pirates is a whole new world of fantasy action. Fucking pirates! This should make for entertaining news coverage. Arrrrrr!
You've got pirates hijacking some pretty important ships and then demanding ten millllllion dollars.
I'm sure they're actually just fun loving and misunderstood guys who swagger around and drink and say catchy things like "You're off the edge of the map, mate. Here there be monsters." At least, that's what I've been lead to believe by Disney.
To avoid the phone from a government official asking me how to handle this, I'll just go ahead and tell them.
Get some ships that have run their coarse and are destined to become reefs. Pretty them up and make them look important. Rig them with explosives and send them out to look sexy for pirates. When they get hijacked, KABOOM!
Three or four ships sink to the bottom dragging some pirates into Davey Jones' Locker, and it'll no longer seem like a good idea.
You've got pirates hijacking some pretty important ships and then demanding ten millllllion dollars.
I'm sure they're actually just fun loving and misunderstood guys who swagger around and drink and say catchy things like "You're off the edge of the map, mate. Here there be monsters." At least, that's what I've been lead to believe by Disney.
To avoid the phone from a government official asking me how to handle this, I'll just go ahead and tell them.
Get some ships that have run their coarse and are destined to become reefs. Pretty them up and make them look important. Rig them with explosives and send them out to look sexy for pirates. When they get hijacked, KABOOM!
Three or four ships sink to the bottom dragging some pirates into Davey Jones' Locker, and it'll no longer seem like a good idea.
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